happychyan
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發文 4018
註冊 2006-5-27
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#1 [閒聊]三字經英文翻譯(搞笑版)
人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃遷：Sex will leave you..
教之道：The way of learning it
貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學：If you don’t study hard,
斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.
竇燕山：Dou, the Famous
有義方：owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子：All his five son took it
名俱揚：and their sexual ability were well-kown.
養不教：If your children don’t know how to do it,
父之過：It is all your fault.
教不嚴：If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰：their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學：You may refuse to study this
非所宜：but that is a real mistake
幼不學：If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何為：you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢：If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器：It won’t become hard and strong.
人不學：If you don’t learn sex,
不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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2006-11-5 08:10 PM |
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sagemjacky
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翡翠貔貅王之鐵甲狂龍
   
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發文 10004
註冊 2006-4-4
來自 黑暗地獄格鬥場
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#2
哪能這樣翻阿~!真是好笑溜!
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.....(((貔貅龍騎士騎兵團)))..... |
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2006-11-6 01:27 PM |
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kamancy
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發文 40
註冊 2006-5-20
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#3
滿好笑的啦！
用google搜尋一下就有...多了英翻中...^^a
人之初：At the beginning of life.
(英翻中:生命的起初)
性本善：Sex is good.
(白話文:性是美好的)
性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.
(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)
習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
(英翻中:但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)
苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.
(英翻中:若你不隨時勤練精進)
性乃遷：Sex will leave you.
(英翻中:性將遠離你的生活)
教之道：The way of learning it..
(英翻中:學習性的指導原則)
貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.
(英翻中:最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.
(英翻中:曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母)
擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..
(英翻中:為孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)
子不學：If you don t study hard,.
(英翻中:再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學....)
斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless..
(英翻中:你的雞雞就從此報廢掉)
竇燕山 ：Dou, the Famous.
(英翻中:竇先生,名人)
有義方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine.
(英翻中:他有一帖非常讚的藥方)
教五子 ：All his five son took it.
(白話文:生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)
名俱揚 ：and their sexual ability were well-known..
(英翻中:而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名)
養不教 ：If your children don t know how to do it,.
(英翻中:你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....)
父之過 ：It is all your fault..
(英翻中:這所有最過都是你造成的)
教不嚴 ：If they had lots of problems with it,.
(英翻中:如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....)
師之惰 ：their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..
(英翻中:那他的老師一定敎很懶散,沒有敎的很徹底)
子不學 ：You may refuse to study this.
(英翻中:你或許會抗拒學習它....)
非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake.
(英翻中:你就犯下真正的錯誤)
幼不學 ：If you don t learn it in childhood,.
(英翻中:如果不從小學習它....)
老何為 ：you will lose your ability when aged.
(英翻中:若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)
玉不琢 ：If you don t exercise your dick,.
(英翻中:若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)
不成器 ：It won t become hard and strong..
(英翻中:它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)
人不學 ：If you don t learn sex,.
(英翻中:如果你沒有學習性行為)
不知義 ：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
(英翻中:你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)
[ Last edited by kamancy on 2006-11-27 at 12:21 AM ]
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把握當下.全力以赴.邁向目標！規律.閱讀.每一天！ |
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2006-11-27 12:20 AM |
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