標題: english joke " write the exam with your other hand" [打印本頁] 作者: MHIted 時間: 2015-10-1 12:45 PM 標題: english joke " write the exam with your other hand"
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. ‘Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!’ > A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, ‘What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?’ > The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. > When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, ‘Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.’作者: MHIted 時間: 2015-10-1 12:47 PM 標題: 笑話"台大歷史系期末考"
台大歷史系的大學生在期末考前一晚徹夜狂歡；
當天四人都起不來去考試， 於是就找教授求情， 他們告訴教授因為前一天四人一起在外苦讀到早晨， 後來在來校上課時車胎爆了，於是教授同意給們補考的機會， 教授將他們四人分別放到四個房間； 考卷第一題： 中華民國國父是誰？（五分) 四個學生心想：這麼簡單的題目，真是爽到了.........接著看到第二題，第二題題目是：是那一個輪胎爆了?(95分)作者: MHIted 時間: 2015-10-1 12:48 PM 標題: English joke" doctor to lady"
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.作者: MHIted 時間: 2015-10-1 12:51 PM 標題: English joke " Irony, EX-president Bush"
An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks. A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' An American Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'
