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#1  [閒聊]三字經英文翻譯(搞笑版)

人之初:At the begining of life.
性本善:Sex is good.
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
教之道:The way of learning it
貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學:If you don’t study hard,
斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
竇燕山:Dou, the Famous
有義方:owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子:All his five son took it
名俱揚:and their sexual ability were well-kown.
養不教:If your children don’t know how to do it,
父之過:It is all your fault.
教不嚴:If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰:their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學:You may refuse to study this
非所宜:but that is a real mistake
幼不學:If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何為:you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢:If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器:It won’t become hard and strong.
人不學:If you don’t learn sex,
不知義:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness




2006-11-5 08:10 PM
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#2  

哪能這樣翻阿~!真是好笑溜!




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#3  

滿好笑的啦!
用google搜尋一下就有...多了英翻中...^^a

人之初:At the beginning of life.
(英翻中:生命的起初)
性本善:Sex is good.
(白話文:性是美好的)
性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)
習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
(英翻中:但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)
苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
(英翻中:若你不隨時勤練精進)
性乃遷:Sex will leave you.
(英翻中:性將遠離你的生活)
教之道:The way of learning it..
(英翻中:學習性的指導原則)
貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
(英翻中:最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.
(英翻中:曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母)
擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..
(英翻中:為孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)
子不學:If you don t study hard,.
(英翻中:再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學....)
斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless..
(英翻中:你的雞雞就從此報廢掉)
竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous.
(英翻中:竇先生,名人)
有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.
(英翻中:他有一帖非常讚的藥方)
教五子 :All his five son took it.
(白話文:生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)
名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known..
(英翻中:而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名)
養不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.
(英翻中:你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....)
父之過 :It is all your fault..
(英翻中:這所有最過都是你造成的)
教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,.
(英翻中:如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....)
師之惰 :their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..
(英翻中:那他的老師一定敎很懶散,沒有敎的很徹底)
子不學 :You may refuse to study this.
(英翻中:你或許會抗拒學習它....)
非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.
(英翻中:你就犯下真正的錯誤)
幼不學 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.
(英翻中:如果不從小學習它....)
老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged.
(英翻中:若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)
玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.
(英翻中:若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)
不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..
(英翻中:它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)
人不學 :If you don t learn sex,.
(英翻中:如果你沒有學習性行為)
不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
(英翻中:你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)


[ Last edited by kamancy on 2006-11-27 at 12:21 AM ]




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